I'm not talking really talking to myself lol.
Just, sometimes, there're always some a**hole love kutuk people by nothing!
Usually I don't use these words to reply back unless I really x boleh tahan, or, the same person enjoys keeping on cari pasal kat I!
Here're some words of me, use to defense myself, in a more polite way, which no rude words used!
Of course, I rare to use these words to attack back and if I used, mostly are just jokes!
My friends know me well enough to differentiate the bombs and the jokes and I rare to use such sentence to reply them=D
Let me show you how to stop annoying conversation with just a sentence!
Others: Why is your hand writing like shit?
Me: I'm not writing, I'm sketching your face!
Others: Eh, tua pui!(fatty)
Me: *touch the person's tummy* hmmm.......baby, be good and don't let your mom suffer ya~
Others: Why you choose him as your BF???? He's ***'s ex!
Me: I bet you and your gf/bf are first love of each other!
Others: Aiyooorrrrrrrr!!!Why you wearing makeup????Such young age no need makeup one larrrrr~
Me: So you become like this lorrr!
Others: Aiyorrrrrrrr!!! It's just a normal friends meet up, need makeup meh??????
Me: Is it the reason why you being so lazy to beautify yourself?
Others: Why you wearing so less????? (Too sexy, the meaning is)
Me: It's because you can't wear this way!
Others: Eat eat eat, eat so much, you'll become a pig some day!
Me: Don't worry, I won't become another you=)
Others: Why your boobs become so smallllll??????
Me: When you build an airport????????O.O
When I post my picha up to fb, there will always be a guy nak cari pasal kat I!
He: Don't you know Ghost Festival is already finish?
Me: Then why you're still here?!
As I said, I rare to use such sentence to fight back, so, mostly, when others words abuse me, I'll just reply a very simply word: THANK YOU!
This is the most effective words to stop further sh*t words for the other.
Lastly, this is for unmarried couple.
Others: When you gonna marry?
You: At the time when you prepare enough money for my angpau, wedding gift, and dinner entrance angpau!
*In Chinese traditional, the elder who had married have to give angpau for newly-married couple on the ceremony. The close relatives have to give jewellery too!*
Angpau is a red, small paper packet which put money inside, usually given by married and older generation to the younger , non-married generation on CNY. Google 'angpau' then you'll know!
Here're just a very small parts of the collection! Just........I can't think for more in a sudden, so if you can think of any condition, tell me and I'll make addition into this post!
*Triangle bracelet and the vintage ring were bought from the same shop as the studded bracelet which I'd mentioned in previous post*
ps: No edit on the pictures posted in this post!